Vote Now!
If there's ever a time to use the phrase 'vote or die', now is the time. If you have any brain power, then go to the following website:
http://m0hid.gov.hu/vote
If you haven't seen the Report recently, then you won't know that that is the link to the naming of a new bridge in Hungary, and Stephen deserves his name on it! Just as a warning, the site is in Hungarian, but do not fear, for I am on the job, and I shall help you translate!
Near the top of the page, you will see some hungarian, and two buttons, they will look like this:
For easy translation, listen up! Although 'Szavazok' looks like just one word, it is in fact an idiom. It's like trying to translate 'wanna' or 'brb'. As such, it was hard to translate. After extensive research, I have discovered that 'Szavazok' actually means 'Stephen Colbert kicks ass'. It's usually exclaimed, 'Szavazok!'. After a little more intensive research, I discovered that 'Felvitel' means 'Festival', 'ABC' means 'ABC', and 'Szerint' is a roll of meat eaten for breakfast. Finally, the Hungarian idioms strike again. Separately, 'Megjelenités' means 'Mushrooms', and 'Sorrendje' really means 'Sore end'. Together, they actually mean 'Surrender, Meningitis!'. Handifully put into one image, the translation is as follows:
Of course, Sausage ABC's is the logical choice, as nobody wants a Sausagefest, eh Wayne? Moving on.
Selecting "Sausage ABC's" will put the candidates in alphabetical order. After that, just scroll down to 'Stephen Colbert', select the bullet beside his name, scroll down to the bottom and push 'Elküild', and your vote will be cast. Vote as many times as you can. Find as many computers and vote. Go to the library, internet cafés, anything that will let you vote more! We're at 45029 and climbing! Only about 1 600 000 more votes to go! Let's do this! C'mon!
Thank you, and goodnight.
(Update 11:53 AM, 16/08/2006):
Holy crap! Overnight, in less than 10 hours, Stephen's votes have gone from the previously posted number, 45 029, to a staggering 438 049! From when I posted this initially, 12.17 people have voted for him per second! Shows how much power I have. Either that or the fact that he said it on his show... one of the two. But still, we need your votes! Vote now! Currently, we're in twelfth place! The link is in this post and my links section. Go now! Ironically, the leader went up about 400 000 votes as well, so we're still 1 600 000 votes away!
http://m0hid.gov.hu/vote
If you haven't seen the Report recently, then you won't know that that is the link to the naming of a new bridge in Hungary, and Stephen deserves his name on it! Just as a warning, the site is in Hungarian, but do not fear, for I am on the job, and I shall help you translate!
Near the top of the page, you will see some hungarian, and two buttons, they will look like this:
For easy translation, listen up! Although 'Szavazok' looks like just one word, it is in fact an idiom. It's like trying to translate 'wanna' or 'brb'. As such, it was hard to translate. After extensive research, I have discovered that 'Szavazok' actually means 'Stephen Colbert kicks ass'. It's usually exclaimed, 'Szavazok!'. After a little more intensive research, I discovered that 'Felvitel' means 'Festival', 'ABC' means 'ABC', and 'Szerint' is a roll of meat eaten for breakfast. Finally, the Hungarian idioms strike again. Separately, 'Megjelenités' means 'Mushrooms', and 'Sorrendje' really means 'Sore end'. Together, they actually mean 'Surrender, Meningitis!'. Handifully put into one image, the translation is as follows:
Of course, Sausage ABC's is the logical choice, as nobody wants a Sausagefest, eh Wayne? Moving on.
Selecting "Sausage ABC's" will put the candidates in alphabetical order. After that, just scroll down to 'Stephen Colbert', select the bullet beside his name, scroll down to the bottom and push 'Elküild', and your vote will be cast. Vote as many times as you can. Find as many computers and vote. Go to the library, internet cafés, anything that will let you vote more! We're at 45029 and climbing! Only about 1 600 000 more votes to go! Let's do this! C'mon!
Thank you, and goodnight.
(Update 11:53 AM, 16/08/2006):
Holy crap! Overnight, in less than 10 hours, Stephen's votes have gone from the previously posted number, 45 029, to a staggering 438 049! From when I posted this initially, 12.17 people have voted for him per second! Shows how much power I have. Either that or the fact that he said it on his show... one of the two. But still, we need your votes! Vote now! Currently, we're in twelfth place! The link is in this post and my links section. Go now! Ironically, the leader went up about 400 000 votes as well, so we're still 1 600 000 votes away!
posted by Clyde @ 00:47
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