Star Trek vs. Star Wars

So, I was thinking. Star Trek rocks. Many normal people, and I use the word 'normal' loosely, think Star Wars is better Trek, and I'm thinking 'What the hell are they talking about?' I will now draw for these intellectual dwarves a truthful comparison.

The truth is:
Gene Roddenberry is to the Queen of England as George Lucas is to a hobo. As seen below.

And there you have it. Simple as that.