Llama's Notes

14 September, 2006

The Meaning of Life

life [lahyf] n.

  1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead orgnisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaption to environment through changes originating internally.
  2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment.
  3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual.
  4. the general or universal condition of human existence.
  5. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul.
  6. any specified period of animate existence.
  7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play.
  8. a living being.

Thank you dictionary.com for solving a long time disputed problem.

18 Comments:

  • At 08:59, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    hahahahaha, excellent. I totally agree.

     
  • At 07:53, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    Now that I am finished agreeing, update already.

     
  • At 12:22, Blogger Selena said…

    I am confused. What is the point in posting the definition on the meaning of life?

     
  • At 09:16, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    The point is that he can show how people are always looking for the meaning of life. There is their answer..

    UPDATE!

     
  • At 08:51, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    What the fuck? Where is everyone?

     
  • At 12:01, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    Thats it Clyde, for your lack of updating and commenting on my blog I am putting you on notice. Good day sir! I SAID GOOD DAY

     
  • At 00:16, Blogger Selena said…

    Wow Cullen... Get in gear and update. Lee is constantly freaking out if I don't update at least once a month, and well... you're coming up on a month of no updates. UPDATE DUDE!!!

     
  • At 22:27, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    yeah update, Jackass. I even did it!

     
  • At 10:43, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    Maybe his current progreefer is out dick. To paraphrase Stephen Colbert

     
  • At 14:04, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    out dick all right

     
  • At 23:43, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    You are seriously close to being dead to me... do not forget that after that you've reached never existed.

     
  • At 22:34, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post, clyde!post-clyde?

     
  • At 22:34, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    Clyde, Post!

     
  • At 13:31, Blogger Selena said…

    Dude, what are you.... dead? You haven't updated in forever! Hurry up man!!!

     
  • At 17:26, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    Clyde, I'm considering calling you out. it goes like this:

    Tier 1L: Called out
    Tier 2D: Annoyance
    Tier 3N: Active protest (against you) is that what you want, clyde? Is it? IS IT??

     
  • At 10:30, Blogger Lee "Emperor Wayne" Johnston said…

    Mine goes:
    Sector 1: On Notice
    Sector 2: Dead To Me
    Sector 3: Never Existed

    Clyde is on sector two.

     
  • At 22:19, Blogger Selena said…

    Okay, I've talked to you online, yet you still haven't updated? Just a small update to tell the world that you are alive.

     
  • At 19:16, Blogger Chris Nagy said…

    that's it Clyde, you've reached Tier 2D: Annoyance. As in I'm getting annoyed at your alck of updating. If you keep this up I will begin actively protesting your site. In otehr words any and all of my future posts will end with the signature "By don't forget to NOT look at Cullen's blog. It is teh suxxor"

     

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